My dog can beat up Paris Hilton’s dog. -Tori Spelling
Tori, you may be right. But what about your CHICKEN!!!!!
Tori Spelling has purchased a chicken names Coco who she sleeps with, eats with, carries around like a tiny dog….. And now, she has hit the red carpet with Coco. There are no words.
To my 2 faithful blog readers, you may remember “pee-oop”. Chickens and other poultry do not pee and poop separately, They pee-oop. And you can’t potty train a chicken—its brain is the size of a pea, or something. So Tori PUTS A DIAPER ON HER CHICKEN and takes it out and about. There is a video somewhere of her diapering her chicken, but I can’t get it to play—here are some screen shots.
And if you are interested, you can get chicken diapers on ebay, mypetchicken.com and the appropriately title http://chickendiapers.com/. TIME magazine has covered this y’all. http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1914991-1,00.html
And thanks my petchicken.com: Free shipping on the TWENTY EIGHT DOLLAR diapers! AWESOME! Now we don’t need to raise the debt ceiling. We can just diaper our poultry and let them sleep inside.
The Mayan may be right. 2012. The end of the world may come when chicken diapering goes mainstream and the rest of the world loses all respect for us. What a world! PEEOOP!!! Almost as bad as GOOP!!!!
Our totally revamped diaper comes with everything you need to keep your chicken indoors. It’s easy to position and secure, durable and user-friendly. The pouch is lined for extra security against spills. Included with each order are simple instructions as well as one, easily removable, heavy-duty vinyl liner that velcroes into place. Adjustable design, plus five sizes to choose from, means it’ll perfectly fit the size of your bird. Shipping is included!
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*Each order is custom made, so please allow up to two weeks for delivery. Typically, diapers ship via USPS within 3 business days.
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Small – For bantams 2 to 3.5 pounds
Medium – For birds 3.5 to 5.5 pounds. Examples: Ameraucana, Andalusian, Campine, Dominique, Hamburg, Leghorn, Old English Game, Phoenix, Polish, Sultan.
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